My illustrator came across this the other day and when I read it, I laughed myself silly! Time to pay it forwardโฆ hope you all get a giggle out of this too!
The following proverbs were collected by a first grade teacher.ย She gave her class part of an old proverb and let them fill in the rest.
As you shall make your bed so shall you โฆโฆ mess it up.
Better safe thanโฆโฆ punch a fifth grader!
Strike when theโฆโฆ bug is close.
Itโs always darkest beforeโฆโฆ daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power ofโฆโฆ termites.
You can lead a horse to water butโฆโฆ how?
Donโt bite the hand thatโฆโฆ looks dirty.
No news isโฆโฆ impossible!
A miss is as good as aโฆโฆ mister.
You canโt teach an old dog newโฆโฆ math.
If you lie down with the dogs, youโllโฆโฆ stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than theโฆโฆ pigs.
An idle mind isโฆโฆ the best way to relax.
Where thereโs smoke, thereโsโฆโฆ pollution.
Happy the bride whoโฆโฆ gets all the presents.
A penny saved isโฆโฆ not much.
Twoโs company, threeโsโฆโฆ the Musketeers.
Donโt put off to tomorrow whatโฆโฆ you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry andโฆโฆ you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind asโฆโฆ Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and notโฆโฆ spanked or grounded.
If at first you donโt succeedโฆ get new batteries.
You get out of something what youโฆโฆ see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blindโฆโฆ get out of the way!
Now thatโs funny!ย I sure do love children!ย Hope you all enjoyed!
These are hilarious! Makes me really miss my teaching days….
A laugh a minute! I loved them all! Hugs, Sylvia
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