My Thinking Cap – A Funny Poem

Anyone ever feel like this???

Oh my, oh my, what can I do?
I’m filling up with doubt.
My thinking cap must have a hole
‘Cause my thoughts keep coming out!

The other day I went upstairs,
…To get what?  I don’t know.
And as I stood there like a bump on a log
That hole began to grow.

Out came my memories of what to do
There went my thoughts away
And as I returned back down the stairs
Those memories stayed gone all day!

It wasn’t until night, at 2 am
When I awoke from a sound sleep
And yelled “A-ha!” at the top of my lungs
Which made my husband *!%* bleep.

The other day I was on the phone
Talking about my job
When suddenly I forgot the simplest word.
My brain must be a blob!

Because out it came my thoughts and plans
Right through my thinking caps hole
And I’ll be darned if I could find it.
I’m loosing all control!

So I decided I could fix this thing
Seal the hole by wearing a hat?
But as I stepped inside my closet
I simply forgot about that.

I think I may need rescuing
So I’m typing out this plan
Just incase I might forget again
You’ll remember. Yes you can.

I know I’m not a seamstress
So could you bring me needle and thread?
And maybe mend my thinking cap
To keep my thoughts inside my head.

My friend, I haven’t much time left
Since I’m missing so much brain.
And friend if things keep dripping out
I know I’ll go insane

So please hear my plea, and help me out
So this forgetfulness will end…

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Uh, hey you said you wrote something…
But you never did press send.

Ugh!

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